1. If you have mastered the art of performing common household tasks that typically require two hands with one hand such as washing dishes, folding laundry, paying bills...
...You might be a mom!
2. If your idea of the perfect morning involves sleeping past 6:30 am...
...You might be a mom!
3. If you wonder how many times in your life you've said the phrases "Stop bugging your sister!" and "Who forgot to flush?"
...You might be a mom!
4. If you no longer order your own dinner when at a restaurant but instead wait to scavenge what your kids have not eaten...
...You might be a mom!
5. If you can seriously say you enjoyed "How to Train your Dragon" more than "Black Swan"...
....You might be a mom!
6. If you can make a kids' costume in two hours using only household objects, a hot glue gun, and tin foil...
...You might be a mom!
7. If you frequently find yourself wandering around your house, toothbrush in one hand, forgetting why you went into that room...
...You might be a mom!
8. If you consider any item of clothing without bodily fluids on it to be "clean"...
...You might be a mom!
9. If your idea of the perfect romantic getaway with your partner is spending a couple of days in bed at a B&B...SLEEPING...
...You might be a mom!
10. Finally, if you finally understand how much your own mom (if she was biologically your mom or not) did for you and marvel at the fact that she still kind of likes you...
...You might be a mom!
Thanks Moms!! You rock!!
